Wise old man, won´t you help me, please? My house is a squash and squeeze. What can you do if your house is too small? The wise old man knows: bring in a flappy, scratchy, noisy crowd of farmyard animals. When you push them all out again, you´ll be amazed at how big your house feels! 1. Language: English. Narrator: Julia Donaldson, Imelda Staunton, Steven Pacey. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/macm/000181/bk_macm_000181_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The high spot of Teddy Folger´s life was the day in 1954 that he got an autographed baseball card from Joe DiMaggio himself. It´s been downhill ever since. Which is why he just unloaded his freeloading wife and torched his own comic-book store - in one of the stupidest insurance scams in history. Enter Conner Samson. The down-on-his-luck repo man has just been hired to repossess Teddy´s boat. Little does he know there´s a baseball card on board that some men are willing to kill for. Thus begins a rip-roaring cross-country odyssey - and with bodies piling up, the squeeze is on for the penultimate piece of Americana. And Conner will be lucky if he ends up back where he started: broke and (still) breathing. 1. Language: English. Narrator: John Wray. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/adbl/011455/bk_adbl_011455_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Laurence Shames’ funny, elegantly written, and hip thrillers have topped best-seller lists across the country, and earned him a leading role as a writer of ´´Florida noir” with Elmore Leonard and Carl Hiaasen. When Island Frigate advertising rep Suki Sperakis decides to write an exposé on the Key West black market, she is strangled and left for dead in the trunk of a car sinking slowly into the Gulf of Mexico. Soon her only chance at survival rests on the senile Sam Katz and octogenarian ex-mobster Bert the Shirt who must infiltrate the Russian Mafia posing as a gay couple from New York. Will Bert and Sam succeed, or is Suki doomed to once again sleep with the fishes? Richard Ferrone brings every character to life—from the cigar-smoking Island Frigate editor to a man named Pineapple who lives in a fiberglass hotdog—to help make Mangrove Squeeze one of Shames’ sharpest, tangiest, and most engaging audiobooks to date. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Richard Ferrone. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/reco/005472/bk_reco_005472_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Meet smart-aleck Southampton attorney Jackie Swaitkowski. Her business relies on constant movement of Hamptons´ real estate market. After making an odd request to evict his sister-in-law from his home, one of her clients turns up dead. Jackie would have expected that to be the end of it, but an envelope found on the corpse contains an item so unusual that she finds herself working on something bigger, and more dangerous, than real estate. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Deanna Hurst. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/bbca/000501/bk_bbca_000501_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Shames is back with another madcap tale of love, offbeat intrigue, and murder in the Florida Keys. When Suki Serakis came to Key West, she had one idea in mind and ended up, like most who reside there, doing something completely different. Now she´s tired of selling ad space for the second rate newspaper, Island Frigate and being hounded by the Russian immigrant playboy Lazlo Kalyanin. Then she meets newcomer Aaron Katz, who moved from New York to Florida to run a bed and breakfast and make a nice, simple life. But, the realities of household repairs and Suki´s advances are making him rethink his move. Then, Suki misses a date and vanishes, Lazlo is found with his throat cut, and Aaron and the story take off into the mangroves to find love and some truth. 1. Language: English. Narrator: David Hunter. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/aren/000124/bk_aren_000124_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Before you begin the attempt to build a successful list or create a powerful sales page, you will want to start with a rigorous introduction to squeeze pages. In stark contrast to undifferentiated, unfocused home pages, squeeze pages focus specifically on capturing leads for a newsletter or making sales for a specific product - and make no attempt to give visitors a different option. Also known as a ´´lead capture page´´ in some circles, one type of squeeze page is a page designed to get names and email addresses. Some have an opt-in form in sight when the page loads. So, what is important to learn in an introduction to squeeze pages? First, it is important to recognize that all successful marketers use these. If you plan to sell a product over the Internet, you will want to use one, too, rather than relying on sidebar opt-in forms and unfocused pages that do not convey a single point and a single call to action. Another important thing you will want to take away from this introduction to is that every squeeze page contains the same parts and is focused on a single goal - getting the visitor to become a subscriber or buyer. These parts are as follows: an opt-in form (or sales prompt), a brief or lengthy introduction, a picture of the list/product owner, the signature of the list owner, and a call to action (or multiple calls to action). Determining which model will work best for you can simply only be done through testing. While many boast a conversion and attribute it to the shortness of their introduction (many will be one short paragraph), otherwise will boast a high conversion rate because they use lengthy, thorough, and compelling copy. If there is anything you absolutely must take away from here, it is that you cannot create a squeeze page that isn´t focused. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Scott Clem. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/acx0/060421/bk_acx0_060421_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
Highlights from Season Four of Sowerby & Luff´s Big Squeeze: Brian and Georgina ´´talk bollocks´´ about fossilised Labradors, what colour is your toothbrush, how stupid are pandas, the Provisional Salvation Army, porn names, body disposal, Admiral Lord Nelson, blind restaurants, money laundering, Georgina´s long line of teachers, the time zones on Brian´s tummy, and much, much more. Plus, ´´What´s the Question Triv´´, Ray´s ´´How Clean is your Heist?´´ and ´´Hannah´s Happy Horoscopes´´. Big Squeeze is recorded in the world-famous Gay Legs pub in Crouch End and contains strong language. For Adults Only. Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sowerby, Luff. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/ffuk/000017/bk_ffuk_000017_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
In this series, Brian and Georgina chat about online dating, splashing after-shave on your balls, a flock of sheep on the M25, and a student musical called ´´Plague´´. And they give out the results of a fairly pointless survey about toothbrushes. Plus, knocking down dominos, ´´What is the point of slugs?´´, ´´Do women name their breasts?´´ and another totally impossible edition of ´´What´s the Question Triv´´. Big Squeeze is taped in the Gay Legs pub in Crouch End, and contains strong language.For Adults Only. Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sowerby, Luff. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/ffuk/000018/bk_ffuk_000018_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.
The very best ´´Talking Bollocks´´ from season three of ´´Sowerby & Luff´s Big Squeeze´´. In this series, Brian and Georgina waffle about Golden Grahams, zero divided by zero, ´´getting to third base´´, eating chickens´ feet, kissing with confidence, the Fifth Amendment, space simulators, laser eye surgery, girl weds dog, ´´folding the corner over´´, ´´What´s the Question Triv´´, and much, much more. Plus special bonus track: Sowerby & Luff´s Christmas single ´´Gloopy Love´´. The Big Squeeze is taped in the ´´Gay Legs´´ pub in Crouch End, and contains strong language and nudity. And you can play this at home. 1. Language: English. Narrator: Sowerby, Luff. Audio sample: http://samples.audible.de/bk/ffuk/000010/bk_ffuk_000010_sample.mp3. Digital audiobook in aax.